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I'm Here for Sweets – Pink Retro Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

Steam up your table with our cheeky placemat for romance readers who live for slow burns, spicy chapters, and a little something sweet after dinner.

This mat sets the mood for a table with cheeky charm and a knowing wink with every meal.

After all, you like desserts like your favorite tropes—tasty and always worth waiting for.

Flirty, fun, and deliciously on point, it’s the perfect excuse to pour another glass of wine and grab that dessert.

Because let’s be real, dessert and steam? That’s a five-star pairing.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Deliciously Sinful" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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